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![]() 12/19/2018 at 11:16 |
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that’s what we get for letting 12 year olds on this website......
![]() 12/19/2018 at 11:17 |
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It’s all fun and games until someone has to fart.
![]() 12/19/2018 at 11:20 |
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Pathetic life is pathetic.
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Str ickly speaking they are not allowed:
In order to become a “Registered User” (by creating an account), GMG requires an individual to be at least eighteen (18) years old and not have a previous account terminated by GMG or otherwise have had his or her access to the Services terminated by GMG. It is a violation of the Agreement to provide false or misleading information to GMG in connection with the creation of an account. If you would like to report an account registered for a minor, please email help [at] gizmodomedia [dot] com.
I’ve got a hunch not everyone follows the rules though...
And regardless, our illustrious President has shown us that even a septuagenarian can have the maturity of a twelve-year-old (may be unfair to twelve-year-olds)
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![]() 12/19/2018 at 11:20 |
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Jokes on you, I can’t find a girlfriend.
![]() 12/19/2018 at 11:21 |
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Posted on the FP again, eh? Have you learned nothing?!
![]() 12/19/2018 at 11:21 |
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His name and comment indicate that he has a set of special skills trained through years of experience. His specialized talents are marvelous to behold.
Or, random incoherent drunk guy. Either or.
![]() 12/19/2018 at 11:22 |
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Does she know about this?
![]() 12/19/2018 at 11:23 |
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ugh.. my wife says I can’t have one either.
back to garage for more wrenching
![]() 12/19/2018 at 11:23 |
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To be fair, I’ve had an account on here since I was 15 and I know of a few other younger oppos
![]() 12/19/2018 at 11:23 |
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owed le epic style ECKS DEE!!!!
/s
![]() 12/19/2018 at 11:25 |
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in the words of Kyle : “nigga, I got a girl, don’t need to borrow hoes.”
![]() 12/19/2018 at 11:28 |
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I got the same; i didn’t know Oppo also told me there were singles in my area looking for a good night
![]() 12/19/2018 at 11:29 |
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Online communities like this usually have a toxic side to them so shit like this isn’t really surprising.
Jalopnik on the other hand is really toxic, holy shit.
![]() 12/19/2018 at 11:30 |
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Man, even if my wife would let me have a girlfriend ... F that noise. I got enough on my plate.
![]() 12/19/2018 at 11:42 |
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Last time I asked my wife if I could have a girl
friend she said she had to check with her boyfriend first to make sure it was okay.
![]() 12/19/2018 at 11:44 |
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Yeah I nuked that account earlier today after seeing a lot of those pending comments with a common theme (buttfuckery, for anyone interested).
Looks like someone ruffled feathers over at Deadspin and the ruffled party started leaving comments on all their old shit over here.
![]() 12/19/2018 at 11:49 |
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isn’t your car already a high-maintenance one
![]() 12/19/2018 at 11:59 |
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This is true... All I am saying is that it would be nice to have an option to decide myself. She decided I can’t have one
![]() 12/19/2018 at 12:01 |
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ugh! All 3 of them are fancy high maintenance bitches. Corvette leaks like a hose. Mini is banged up. Lexus looks like Coffee Cake from bronx tale.
![]() 12/19/2018 at 12:09 |
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<3
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You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever.
![]() 12/19/2018 at 12:26 |
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On the plus side, it wasn't accompanied by a disgusting GIF this time.
![]() 12/19/2018 at 12:40 |
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Lol even if I did want that (I don’t) who has time for it??
![]() 12/19/2018 at 13:03 |
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My wife joked recently when I was texting with a buddy and said - “Who are you texting, your girlfriend?” My reply is a direct quote - “Who the fuck has the time, money and energy for a girlfriend on the side?!”
Was a good laugh.
![]() 12/19/2018 at 13:04 |
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Not as sorry as your girlfriend is going to be, I imagine she’ll be a bit sore afterwards .
![]() 12/19/2018 at 13:23 |
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There should be a minimum age to use the internet.
![]() 12/19/2018 at 13:32 |
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That’s what
she
said.
![]() 12/19/2018 at 13:33 |
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Mine only asks for gasoline.
And oil.
I’m pretty sure she was a two-stroke in a past life.
![]() 12/19/2018 at 13:35 |
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Pfft. I know that hussy of yours . She was a rotary just last year... you watch her. She will stain everything in front of your house.
![]() 12/19/2018 at 13:37 |
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She almost did in a parking lot.
headgasket noises
![]() 12/19/2018 at 13:40 |
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see... told you...
Her headgasket is always “sweating”
![]() 12/19/2018 at 13:57 |
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haha right?!? i’m all set with that. I dont need another person calling me up getting locked out of houses and cars.
![]() 12/19/2018 at 13:58 |
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So unreasonable!
![]() 12/19/2018 at 14:02 |
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I’m getting heartburn just thinking about it.
![]() 12/19/2018 at 19:00 |
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I am
Are you
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COME
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BACK
![]() 12/19/2018 at 19:07 |
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Thats a pretty wonky thing to tell somebody out of the blue. I think they should cut you some slack.
![]() 12/19/2018 at 19:14 |
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The internet is quite the place
![]() 12/19/2018 at 19:40 |
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At least buy me dinner first
![]() 12/19/2018 at 21:08 |
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Lmao wow
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i miss u bb
![]() 02/20/2019 at 11:21 |
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Motherfu—
*gets whisked away into non-existence*
![]() 02/20/2019 at 11:25 |
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I haven’t ratted you out at least (because obviously you are over 18, and have been for the entire time you’ve been a member)
![]() 02/20/2019 at 11:28 |
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Eh, I'm old enough to drive so I'm old enough to be on Oppo...that's my logic